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Old 15-03-2019, 08:17
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Originally Posted by Bonesy View Post
Book writing style

"Richey spent 1993 trying to find some serenity. We asked Richey's old friend from school what he thought serenity was"

"Serenity is a cat named serenity"

Rachel wrote to tell me that serenity was actually a dog who once bit James Dean Bradfield.

"That dog was a good dog" says Rachel.

Dogs have been used in Wales since the early 19th century to bite evil, talentless, moobed people.

One of Richey's old friends from 1985 had 14 dogs. If you multiple 1985x14 you get the lyrics to Enola/Alone in binary.
As funny as this is, it's actually very accurate. It's just one leap after another in order to write about something that is completely unrelated.
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