A mate of mine once caught a thief pulling at his wallet when he was at a gig. However, his wallet was connected to his jeans by a long chain, so he just turned his head and watched as the thief yanked at the wallet, and then buggered off.
I had an old man fondle and grope my ass at a gig in London once. I had to push him away and shout at him and rush to the other side of the venue. Cunt.
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