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Dear Nicky,
Ignore them, they're just jealous they don't look as good as you. lots of love, Lindsey Tee x PS - Have you warmed up yet? |
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I doubt anyone on FD wishes they looked like Nicky. And if they do then i hope they get the therapy they need to help them see the error of their ways. As for jealousy. Really? Nicky wishes he had my skills with makeup. Or my 9 year old god daughters as she applies it so much better than he does!
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Dear Nicky,
No matter how much yellow eyeshadow (or toothpaste) I scrape up onto my wooden spoon, I still can't get my make up to look like yours. I am riven with envy. Please send me your beauty tips on a postcard. F x |
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Dear Nicky,
I bought some foundation today. I ignored the numbers and colour descriptions as we both know that that's just an attempt by the government to control us. Wearing Ivory when i should really pick Warm Beige shows them i won't be crushed by beauty fascists. And having a different coloured face compared to my neck helps bring them down like the worthless grey maggots they really are. Smash the system! x Matthew
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Dear Nicky,
I've got a hangover. Can't afford a Liverpool ticket either. There's possibly a link there but I can't work it out. Sort us out? Ta Rich
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Dear Rich/sculptureofabloke,
Put on your 'I'm With The Band' t-shirt and some kneepads and remember that if your gag reflex kicks in then try lying on the bed with your head hanging over the edge. x Matthew
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I'd want to be paid loads more than a Liverpool ticket to suck Wire's cock. Doesn't really feel like much of a reward.
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Did i mention Nicky?
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Haha, the plot thickens... like Happy Feet's nob end
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as the cock thickens!
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Haa haa, Trace, you're a legend!
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Seconded! That was a genuine LOL moment.
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