If Manics Songs were about James being Ill!

[riot_star]

La Tristesse Durera (Cream For Your Thighs)

[hummingbird]

Originally Posted by riot_star

La Tristesse Durera (Cream For Your Thighs)

that sounds really rude

[riot_star]

Originally Posted by hummingbird

that sounds really rude

Hahaha, I suppose it could have a double meaning. James might have sore thighs.....for some reason.

[hummingbird]

Originally Posted by riot_star

Hahaha, I suppose it could have a double meaning. James might have sore thighs.....for some reason.

hmm all that jumping about

[riot_star]

Originally Posted by hummingbird

hmm all that jumping about

Yep......

[The Gutless Wonder]

He! He!

[Thenationsmoralsuicide]

Originally Posted by ennanire

Just got back home, apologizes for errors! Right here it goes (Sing this to the melody of Patrick Batemen, I know, it's a struggle)

I've got the flu and a headache
legs and arms rolled into one duvet
Temp over 37, with a runny nose
obviously dying like a whithering rose (I had to add something pretentious here!)

I can see nothing and I cannot eat
I'd walk in the park but I am diseased
No sweeties because I'm too congested
I should say in bed and be restedddd

I feel so sick whilst eating chicken soup (aaaah)
I look like crap and feel like poo-waoo-p
My spinal chord is held together with vertebrae
My joints are sore and it just might brea-a-ak

I cover my rash with all this cream and stuff
I have a box of kleenex cause I am so bunged up
I lack the energy to go out and play
just say in bed and watch TV all day

Vitamins, Calpol, Tylenol, Omega 5
I take all of these to stay alive
Didn't even know I had a virus
I feel so sorry with my lemsip plus

I feel my legs are made out of jelly
I cannot walk but the doctors keep telling me
I don't want to listen I just want to die
forget my alements and shut my eyes

Thomas BEECHAM
We are maxium sore throat relief!
Thomas BEECHAM
Therefore I must be ill
I must, I must be ill

*INSANE GUITAR SOLO*

I touched your lips and caught your cold
Intimate relations all I desired, whore.
got a migraine, impluse cutting through nerves
I'm an Emetophobe, but have to purge.

Doctors hate me but they need my fear
The truth behind hypochondria
meds are so cheap, coughs and colds
mines the comfort of paracetemol

GP's say pox is easily treated
Isolation rooms, Physician meetings
I bet they've never had to feel this slaughtered
dissolvable capsules cure this neasea


Thomas BEECHAM
We are maxium sore throat relief!
Thomas BEECHAM
Therefore I must be ill
I must, I must be ill

Thomas BEECHAM
We are maxium sore throat relief!
Thomas BEECHAM
A glass tube up my ass
A glass tube up my ass
(Oh dear, that doesn't deserve a present!)

*RAPIST GUITAR SOLO*

Thomas BEECHAM
Thomas BEECHAM
Thomas BEECHAM
Thomas BEECHAM

BEST. POST. EVER.

[MDWill]

I didn't read all of them, so I apologise if these are doubles of/are close to anyone else's.

Heyday of the Blood Infection
Us Against Flu
Achoo Road
Lung Contamination
Everything Must Go to the Doctor's Office
Drug Drug Drugstore
Archives of Sinus Pain
Prevention/Infection
So Why So Sick
The Convalescing
Freedom of Speech Won't Clear My Septum
I Live to Take Nyquil and Fall Asleep
Drug Yr'Self
The Few Germs Have Been Here 4 Ever
Send Away The Tiger Balm
The Second Great Infection