Postcards To Nicky Wire

[Takk]

Dear Nick,

Not feeling too well, please could you send me an original copy of suicide alley, feminine is beautiful and uk channel boredom. I enclose a SAE.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Takk

[mrsmanics]

Dear Nicky,

I have the most awful headache. Could you please send me an autographed bass guitar and James's mobile number?

Ooh and I just sneezed: Add a copy of Richey's handwritten lyrics to the list. You know, to help me pull through...

x

[Radiomanic]

Dear Nicky.

Please dont ever sing ever again, unless you want to be held accountable for a massacre...

RM.

[starstruck]

Dear Nicky

I was going to come and see one of your gigs, but was struck down with wanker's cramp as i wrote the lyrics to Autumnsong on the shirt i was going to wear. please send me a postcard, and possibly some sort of wrist support bandage.

[Abstract Unknown Girl]

Dear Nicky,

Doctors tell me that I'm cynical, I tell them that it must be chemical. So obviously I'm going to need a postcard.

Kind Regards

[starstruck]

Originally Posted by Abstract Unknown Girl

Dear Nicky,

Doctors tell me that I'm cynical, I tell them that it must be chemical. So obviously I'm going to need a postcard.

Kind Regards

oh, take a bow! that's genius!

let me try a lame follow up to that.

Dear Nicky

I have broken legs and cannot get out . I do have Godfather III here, now just need a postcard from you.

[Takk]

Dear Nicky,

I have a friend who's very ill. Please send her James by return of post.

Yours, on behalf of the Gutless Wonder,

Takk

[sculptureofabloke]

Dear Nicky,

You know the internet? It's got things on it. There's this thing called FD and that's got a thing called Appreciation. Check it out, you'll love it. Oh, and I've got a headache but I'll be fine if you put IKTZ on vinyl.

Rich

[The Gutless Wonder]

Originally Posted by Takk

Dear Nicky,

I have a friend who's very ill. Please send her James by return of post.

Yours, on behalf of the Gutless Wonder,

Takk

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw! Thank you so much Tim! That has made my evening!

[mafiamonroe]

Dear Nicky your badly applied makeup was almost endearing back in 1990 but now you just look like shit. Sort it out x Matthew

[Miss Oceania]

Originally Posted by mrsmanics

Dear Nicky,

I am very ill with period pains. Please send me a postcard and some paracetamol or I will build a bypass over your shithole.

Love and sparkly glittery drawings of unicorns, with a quote from someone you've never heard of underneath,

Em
x

[Mokey76]

Dear Nicky,

I'm not feeling too well after having a crazy week involving having a bad cold, noisy neighbours and a leaking workplace.
Could you please play Lifeblood in full at the Derby gig to make up for it.

Love & Stuff
Katie
xxx

[MSPKYE]

Originally Posted by Abstract Unknown Girl

Dear Nicky,

Doctors tell me that I'm cynical, I tell them that it must be chemical. So obviously I'm going to need a postcard.

Kind Regards

Dear Nicky,

I sustained a papercut on picking up this postcard and cannot attent your gigs, please send me a postcard and also dedicate She Is suffering to me at the gig I am missing, adapting the words to 'He'

[MrsCarbohydrate]

This is going to be the new blackstar thread isn't it?

[sculptureofabloke]

Originally Posted by mafiamonroe

Dear Nicky your badly applied makeup was almost endearing back in 1990 but now you just look like shit. Sort it out x Matthew

Show him how it's done!