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LOL.
Nicky has invented 13,468 words, all of which can be found in the Oxford English Dictionary. 9 of these words make up these sentences. |
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Nicky's name is actually short for Nikon, as he is a 1977 FM model 35mm SLR camera.
However, he no longer comes with his original neck strap.
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Who is so deafe, or so blynde, as is hee, That wilfully will nother here nor see Have you seen her, have you heard/the way she plays there are no words/to describe the way I feel |
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Sean has size 3 feet.
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Richey once spent six months trying to establish a new flavour of Pop Tart.
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Look, I went and wrote some books for kids....(clicky linky!) "The best thing in life to hold onto is each other." - Audrey Hepburn "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." |
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James is 97% muscle, 2% steak and kidney pie, 1% vital organ.
Nicky's sweat smells of Chanel No. 5. Sean is actually the father of Liam and Noel Gallagher. |
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Nicky's degree was in Mr Sheen, not as previously stated Politics
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Quote:
James sometimes wears a coat made from the skin of the man who broke his jaw at McDonald's. |
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Ann Summers consult the sexual wisdom of James every time they design a new vibrator.
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JUST. WIN. |
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If I'd been eating a Jaffa Cake I would've choked on it reading that!
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"Former glam-punk rocker James Dean Bradfield now looks like your friendly, slightly rumpled Welsh uncle who always brings you chocolate when he visits. That's not a bad thing." - Allister Thompson aka The Gateless Gate (Canadian musician) |
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The track 'The Intense Humming of Evil' was originally commissioned to be the theme tune for the sitcom Friends. However, the producers pulled out of the deal after receiving 3,763 emails from Sean full of suggestions for 'funny things Chandler could say'.
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Who is so deafe, or so blynde, as is hee, That wilfully will nother here nor see Have you seen her, have you heard/the way she plays there are no words/to describe the way I feel |
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This!!
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Whereas Richey dreamed of being a superhero of his own creation: 'The Erotic Walrus'
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Each day i dream of every winter. I / We was / will be everything forever. |
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Lovesean4ever is a Manics insider.
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An imitation of dignity |
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I believe in comedy terms, that's called a SLAM!
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Look, I went and wrote some books for kids....(clicky linky!) "The best thing in life to hold onto is each other." - Audrey Hepburn "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." |
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