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Old 02-08-2007, 12:38
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The Great Western joke book

What did James say when he found a naked woman in his bed, with an apple on her head?




That's no way to lie a tell!




(William Tell..ahem... I've got jokes about every song on the album...this is the best one.)
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Old 02-08-2007, 13:10
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More please!

I'm interested to see which ones didn't make the top grade....
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Old 02-08-2007, 17:59
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Old 02-08-2007, 18:02
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Dont tell me, there's got t be one about An English Gentleman walking into a bar..
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Old 02-08-2007, 18:05
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Old 02-08-2007, 18:20
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What did James say after watching the Good the Bad and the Ugly?

That was a Great Western.

Shite I know, but the benchmark was set in the first post.
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Old 03-08-2007, 08:21
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What did James say after watching the Good the Bad and the Ugly?

That was a Great Western.

Shite I know, but the benchmark was set in the first post.
Yeah, but this one's better....

What did JDB say when Sean accidently broke a concrete block in a paved area in his garden?


Ruin Patio Ruined!
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:58
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Shouldn't that be:
What did JDB exclaim when his car wouldn't start?

Run Alfa Romeo Run!

Oh dear....
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:22
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On noticing that March 31st was a Friday....

On Saturday Morning We Will Fool the World
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:31
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:34
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Ah crap jokes, gotta love them.

What did James shout in Sunday School when they were discussing the creation story?

That's the Wrong Beginning!!!!

*bddmtsh*
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:41
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Ah crap jokes, gotta love them.

What did James shout in Sunday School when they were discussing the creation story?

That's the Wrong Beginning!!!!

*bddmtsh*
But when he extolled the thoery of evolution he stressed that there was Still A Long Way To Go until humans are fully evolved

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Old 03-08-2007, 12:18
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When Blackwood library invited James as a guest of honour to open an entire new shelf of books, articles, fiction and art about Richey James Edwards, where did he tell his wife he was going that night?
- To see a friend in tiers.
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