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03-08-2007, 12:32
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Why does James take Paracetamol?
For his Emigr-ains 
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03-08-2007, 13:22
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What would James do if the leader of the Catholic church got confused about the colour someone with Jaundice might turn?
Say yellow to the Pope. What would James say if he suddenly found himself to have turned a lighter shade of Black and lost the power to speak in proper sentences? Eh? Me grey! If James decided to run a shop selling momentarily fashionable versions of regular floating devices and small rodents native to South America, what would he call it? Fad Buoys and Chinchillas. If James found himself in the Matrix and wanted to stop The One winning a sprint against Agent Smith, what would he say? Run slow, Neo, run!
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Sometimes at night, the darkness and silence weighs on me. Peace frightens me. Perhaps I fear it most of all. I feel it's only a façade, hiding the face of hell. I think of what's in store for my children tomorrow. The world will be wonderful, they say; but from whose viewpoint? We need to live in a state of suspended animation - like a work of art – in a state of enchantment, detached, detached. Last edited by Steve; 03-08-2007 at 13:35.
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03-08-2007, 13:31
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Why did JDB want Nicky to dress up as Carrie Fisher in the Star Wars film? To see a friend in Leia's!
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03-08-2007, 13:35
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What did JDB say when he worked as a cleaner in the Elephant House? Say Hello To The Poop Why does JDB hate the black and white episodes of The Avengers on BBC Three? Because Emma Grey (Emma Peel... ahem..) What did JDB call his provisonal scheme to give youth offenders work experience at Chester Zoo? Bad Boys Tame Gorillas Glad this thread has caught on actually!
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03-08-2007, 13:38
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 I love lame jokes.
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Sometimes at night, the darkness and silence weighs on me. Peace frightens me. Perhaps I fear it most of all. I feel it's only a façade, hiding the face of hell. I think of what's in store for my children tomorrow. The world will be wonderful, they say; but from whose viewpoint? We need to live in a state of suspended animation - like a work of art – in a state of enchantment, detached, detached.
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03-08-2007, 22:19
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Oh dear god!
Jolly well done everyone!
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I may have told you this before, I could have been the King of Wales
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03-08-2007, 22:27
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When are the jokes arriving?
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Who is so deafe, or so blynde, as is hee, That wilfully will nother here nor see Have you seen her, have you heard/the way she plays there are no words/to describe the way I feel
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04-08-2007, 00:47
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What did JDB answer Nicky asking "who do you think you are?" because JDB had forbidden nicky to place welsh flag onto his reprobox?
An english gentleman sorry I'll never understand english humour :/
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22-03-2009, 18:50
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These in particular were cracking.
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James and Nicky were out enjoying a quiet pint when a drunken Johnny Borrell came over and started gushing over Nicky's latest hairdo. Without warning, James struck Johnny over the head with a bottle and said....Run, Romeo, Run, and Don't Look Back!
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