I am no longer the centre of the universe...

[Jester]

...a bare admission that makes it seem worse!

[Porco]

I am no longer the middle of the galaxy / A frank confession that now perplexes me.

I am no longer the heart of the star system / A true fact that does not enlighten

I am no longer at the core of the Earth / A minor point that has hurt my self-worth

I am no longer a capital city / This makes me sad and feel like Walter Mitty

I am no longer the eye of a storm / I got a politics degree after sixth form

I am no longer the big fish in a little pond / Even Harry Potter has a magic wand

I am no longer the nucleus of an atom / In the words of scrappy-doo "Let me at 'em!"

[Son of Stopped]

I am no longer the features editor for Newsnight/ Because their agenda has been proved as not right

[Jester]

I am no longer this topic's only poster/ An erstwhile status I never made the most of