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Originally Posted by TheUglyLie
Do we get a genius Porco alt lyric for this? Pretty please! 
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I dunno about genius… but the title brings to mind a Sesame Street character objecting to the mis-use of edible treats as the object of art, misunderstanding that representing a thing is not necessarily the thing itself. Or is it actually a subtle criticism of protestors throwing soup in galleries?
PIE RUIN PAINTINGS
Me a Monster, me love cookies
Me want doughnut, me wanting eclair
But me sometimes need far more pastries
Stop make pictures, bake me more tasties
PIE IT RUIN PAINTINGS when pieces leave um plate
Pie it not art in truth
Me eaten up a million pies
They all finish ate and destroyed
Me just don’t want me food go wasting
‘Cos PIE IT ALWAYS RUIN PAINTINGS
Take um cherries out of the tree-things
Take um pecans from …whatever that be
Take um blueberry out of the muffin
Make more pie for breakfast, lunch and then for tea
PIE IT RUIN PAINTINGS when pieces leave um plate
Pie it not art, it food!
Me eaten up a million pies
They all finish ate and destroyed
Me just don’t want me food go wasting
‘Cos PIE IT ALWAYS RUIN PAINTINGS
Oh, PIE IT RUIN PAINTINGS when pieces not be ate
Pie out my belly: rude!
Me eaten up a million pies
They all finish ate and destroyed
Me just don’t want me food go wasting
‘Cos PIE IT ALWAYS RUIN PAINTINGS
Ruin paintings
Ruin paintings
(Me just eat cookie if no pie though).