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Old 28-02-2012, 17:09
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Richey was wrong about Stephen Hawking!
I must admit, the authenticity of this report has to be questioned, but even so....

It appears Mr Hawking didn't fail the physical after all!

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Stephen Hawking 'a regular' at California sex club, reports claim
Feb 27 2012 By Mark Jefferies

RENOWNED physicist Professor Stephen Hawking is allegedly a regular at a California sex club.

The author of A Brief History Of Time has been seen at Freedom Acres swingers club in the Devore neighbourhood of San Bernardino.

According to a source who has been a member for nearly half a decade, the 70-year-old visits the club with a handful of nurses and assistants and has naked women dance on top of him.

The source said: "I have seen Stephen Hawking at the club more than a handful of times. He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants.

"Last time I saw him, he was in the back 'play area' lying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him."

Hawking - wheelchair-bound due to a long-time battle with Lou Gehrig's disease - has his staff standing nearby watching while he is with the women.

The source added: "I have spoken to him on several occasions and have shared drinks with people in his group. He'll even take photos with people in the club as long as it's in a neutral area."

Hawking is known to have been a fan of strip clubs in the past. In 2008, he posed for a picture with Peter Stringfellow in one of his London lapdancing clubs.

At the time, Stringfellow wrote on his website: "I asked him how he felt about having a conversation with me about the universe or if he would prefer to watch the girls.

"His answer was quite simply, 'The girls'.

"Of course, this was through his computerised voice box but the guy just simply blew me away."

Hawking has been married and divorced twice and has three children.

Asked to comment on the sex club allegations, Hawking's agent Robin Morgan said: "Stephen has a wicked sense of humour."
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/we...6908-23767404/

I mean, seriously, WTF.
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Old 28-02-2012, 17:44
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"We missed the sex revolution when we failed the physical" is one of my favourite Manics lines ever. I guess being a Larkin fan that Richey had Annus Mirabilis and "Sexual intercourse began/In nineteen sixty-three/(which was rather late for me)/Between the end of the Chatterley ban/And the Beatles' first LP" in mind when he wrote it or maybe that's a bit tenuous, I don't know.
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People with genetic illnesses and wheelchairs are just as sexually interested/active/kinky as those without illnesses or wheelchairs. Not sure what is so "WTF?" about it.
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And the conception of physicists not having sex or being sexy has definitely been shattered thanks to a certain cheeky scientist from Manc.
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I can personally vouch for Physicists getting laid, too.
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"Shagger" Hawking has quite a class ring to it.
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"Shagger" Hawking has quite a class ring to it.
I think it's fair to say that, if anything, he'd be the "shag-ee".

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I think it's fair to say that, if anything, he'd be the "shag-ee".

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At the time, Stringfellow wrote on his website: "I asked him how he felt about having a conversation with me about the universe or if he would prefer to watch the girls.

"His answer was quite simply, 'The girls'.
Translation: '**** off, you moron'.
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Maybe the next Guy Ritchie film 'and he, he's Steve 'shagger' 'Awking, he's the brainy guy, takes care of the theory of it all, when e's not studying bodies in motion that is'.
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Maybe the next Guy Ritchie film 'and he, he's Steve 'shagger' 'Awking, he's the brainy guy, takes care of the theory of it all, when e's not studying bodies in motion that is'.
ace, but will probably fall apart when Jason Statham is cast in the part. actually, that's mean - his sex scenes in the Crank films were ace, and if that's how Shagger Hawking also does it, so much the better.
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I wonder whats the going rate for dancing over men. I'd be quite happy to wave my muff over him for a decent wage. Obviously I have my 'Shop Stewards' hat on as I would expect time and half on Saturdays and double time Sundays.
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"Of course, this was through his computerised voice box but the guy just simply blew me away."
LOL! WUT?
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LOL! WUT?
I think she meant the quantity of money he has blew her away
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I'm pretty sure I've read somewhere before that he cheated on his wives.

seriously, what's the point in having it here? shouldn't we move it to Culture Sluts eh?

p.s. I'd put good money on that Richey didn't fail the sexual revolution either
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