The Great Western joke book - Forever Delayed

Son of Stopped · #1 02-08-2007, 12:38

What did James say when he found a naked woman in his bed, with an apple on her head?

That's no way to lie a tell!

(William Tell..ahem... I've got jokes about every song on the album...this is the best one.)

JenniTiger · #2 02-08-2007, 13:10

More please!

I'm interested to see which ones didn't make the top grade....

YouLoveMe · #3 02-08-2007, 17:59

Give me strength.

MSPKYE · #4 02-08-2007, 18:02

Dont tell me, there's got t be one about An English Gentleman walking into a bar..

A boy called Rita · #5 02-08-2007, 18:05

I don't even get it

YouLoveMe · #6 02-08-2007, 18:20

What did James say after watching the Good the Bad and the Ugly?

That was a Great Western.

Shite I know, but the benchmark was set in the first post.

Scarecrow · #7 15-03-2009, 14:33

What would James say if he got lost on his way to a funeral?

"Which way to coffin?"

Donkey · #8 16-03-2009, 20:56

What did JDB answer Nicky asking "who do you think you are?" because JDB had forbidden nicky to place welsh flag onto his reprobox?

An english gentleman

sorry I'll never understand english humour :/

Slideling · #9 20-07-2009, 20:46

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Originally Posted by old_bloodstreams

What would James say if he got lost on his way to a funeral?

"Which way to coffin?"

LOL IRL!

covfan · #10 21-07-2009, 00:11

What did James say when Nicky kept on asking him how far to the venue it was?

"Still a long way to go"

MannyG · #11 27-07-2009, 11:41

The biggest joke about The Great Western is the fact that it's possibly the most under-rated album of the decade.

manic_mary · #12 25-11-2009, 19:32

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Originally Posted by MannyG

The biggest joke about The Great Western is the fact that it's possibly the most under-rated album of the decade.

I agree with that

mooserevenge · #13 10-09-2009, 20:35

Variation on the theme.

What did James say when he got lost on his way to Starbucks?

"Which way to caffeine?"

badum tish..

Slideling · #14 10-09-2009, 20:45

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Originally Posted by mooserevenge

Variation on the theme.

What did James say when he got lost on his way to Starbucks?

"Which way to caffeine?"

badum tish..

I love it.

mooserevenge · #15 23-11-2009, 14:22

This morning another crap joke popped into my head. Not exactly GW, but on topic nonetheless.

What's James' favourite cardgame?

Kinda, like, Uno