Funniest moment witnessed of a manic onstage?

[whitedenimman]

Anyone want to share any comedy moments of the manics on stage?
Mine is nicky at Brixton for the know your enemy (i think) tour struggling to get out of his leather trousers due to the heat and having to duck behind a speaker to get a roadie to help him!
Any others?

[Emperor Tomato Ketchup]

The obligatory Nicky rant always makes me chortle.

[jack_duckworth]

i've said it before but its gotta be the miss europa/wattsville blues combo on the kye tour.
nicky trying to play a battered old strat while james played a double neck guitar/bass and then nicky straddling the mic stand and rolling around dry humping it while screaming the 'dont want no fucking friends,useless fuckers' bit. in a white tennis dress i might add.
must've been interesting for the casual fans

[Suicide_Riot_Junk]

Originally Posted by jack_duckworth

i've said it before but its gotta be the miss europa/wattsville blues combo on the kye tour.
nicky trying to play a battered old strat while james played a double neck guitar/bass and then nicky straddling the mic stand and rolling around dry humping it while screaming the 'dont want no fucking friends,useless fuckers' bit. in a white tennis dress i might add.
must've been interesting for the casual fans

Absolute classic! Was that at Manchester Apollo by any chance? That was such an awesome gig! Thanks for reminding me of that!!!

[jack_duckworth]

Originally Posted by Suicide_Riot_Junk

Absolute classic! Was that at Manchester Apollo by any chance? That was such an awesome gig! Thanks for reminding me of that!!!

yup, same both nights if i remember right. james actually said 'see you all again tomorrow' at the end!
they should bring that back.

[jarvizcocker]

Originally Posted by jack_duckworth

i've said it before but its gotta be the miss europa/wattsville blues combo on the kye tour.
nicky trying to play a battered old strat while james played a double neck guitar/bass and then nicky straddling the mic stand and rolling around dry humping it while screaming the 'dont want no fucking friends,useless fuckers' bit. in a white tennis dress i might add.
must've been interesting for the casual fans

hahaha this is gold

[Jamie]

As James was leaving the stage at the end of the belfast gig he tripped was hilarious.

[lovesean4ever]

ahhh they're only human yer know!

[lilienation]

The first one sounds hilarious

Nicky was drinking water... James said something that made Nicky laugh... Nicky doubled over and spat water all over the floor. I can't even remember what James did now, because whatever it was, Nicky outdid it.

[Chocolate Kettle]

I wasn't there but I read in another thread that a few years ago Sean came onstage without his drumsticks and only realised immediately before they began the first song! Supposedly James said something like 'We're...Spinal Tap!' whilst he ran to get them.

[lovesean4ever]

he's forgotten them a few times. bless.

[relic]

James forgetting the words to Let Robeson Sing for the third night in one tour, and the front row producing cue cards for him.

[Slideling]

Originally Posted by relic

and the front row producing cue cards for him.

Is that part for real?

[relic]

Originally Posted by Richian

Is that part for real?

Yeah, some of the women had noted his problems at earlier gigs and were prepared.

[tucka]

Originally Posted by Richian

Is that part for real?

it is literally one of the best things i have ever heard