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Summing up the albums
The new album just arrived and I thought about how I would sum up each album in one phrase or one sentence. I'm interested in what you can come up with.
Rules: Use one sentence per album at most, the shorter the better. It can be a review, the content of the album or what the manics are thinking about it. GT - We like Guns N' Roses GATS - We don't know what we were thinking / Most fun album THB - Humanity sucks / Masterpiece EMG - Everything must go (not the most creative phrase but it fits) TIMTTMY - Their best shot at mass communication KYE - We're sorry about the last album L - Power chords are so '90s / Hidden gem SATT - If you thought our songs are too complex JFPL - Holy bible with less guitar solos and less words (aka repeating verses) PFAYM - One lost shot at mass communication RTF - Growing old sucks F - Europe, fuck yeah |
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GT - Uni students on a large budget
GATS - What would happen if bon jovi had better lyrics and stopped pretending to be cowboys on "steel horses" THB - empires and dance EMG - We can now afford to chop at M&S and not just army surplus shops TIMTTMY - White, sparse, wide open space sonically and aesthetically KYE - WE ARE TEH PUNX!!! L - Growing old and maturing gracefully SATT - We need more dosh for eyeliner, pies and cars JFPL - We need to do something artistic after that last atrocity PFAYM - We need more dosh for eyeliner, a gym membership and cars RTF - Growing old and maturing in a radio 2 friendly subtle angst way, and bmw drivers will love some of these tunes. F - we've done everything else so lets throw some electro dance into our rock mix |
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Albums as animals, no value judgements, just what seemed most apt at time of writing.
GT - Hyenas GATS - Geckos THB - Tapeworms EMG - Stallions TIMTTMY - Shetland Ponies KYE - Duck-billed Platypuses L - Dolphins SATT - no, can't think of anything. Oh, Tigers! JFPL - Elephants PFAYM - Peacocks RTF - Turtles F - Chameleons?
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'Those Manics are great mun ent'it!' | Miyazaki-San, Arigato | POPCORN! | PorcoTunes: SC=fdporco YT=PorcoForever | | I know our time has come and gone / At least we blazed a trail and shone | | Yes I knew this thing would end / I did not know where or when | |
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Quote:
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GT - We are intelligent fuck beasts of the realm of anxiety and boredom and we need money.
GATS - Yeah, maaaan! London!!!! THB - Christ, Richey is on one. Let's let him play and see what happens. EMG - Wow, the band didn't expect that of Richey. I guess they should have watched him closer. TIMTTMY - We miss wales. KYE - Let's go to Cuba! L - Manic Street Preachers write a bunch of half assed songs with little soul. SATT - People don't like us so let's record a big commercial rock fuckbeast. JFPL - Oooh look, James, I found Richeys diary!!! PFAYM - Took a dump to some power chords. RTF - We all moved back to Wales, got old, got angry. F - I need a holiday in Berlin
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LET'S GO TO WAR! |
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Generation Terrorists - Blouses fucking rock
Gold Against the Soul - Soft metal motherfuckers The Holy Bible - By jove, the world is shit Everything Must Go - I hated 1994 anyway This Is My Truth - Imma depressed Know Your Enemy - Let's be a raw rock band, sometimes Lifeblood - Imma confuzzled Send Away the Tigers - Fuck emotion, let's rock! Journal for Plague Lovers - Just remembered, Richey had some good ideas Postcards from a Young Man - Carpet Right closing down sale and some nostalgic stuff Rewind the Film - Oh fuck, I'm old Futurology - Lifeblood masquerading as Krautrock |
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Haven't listened properly yet but this is what I fear...
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So our defeats are just reminders. Of death that waits behind it all. |
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I actually like both so consider it a compliment.
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Yyyeeeeeep, in ways both good and bad.
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Manic Street Glammers
Manic Street Jovi Manic Street Metal Manic Street () Manic Street Stadiums Manic Street Confuddlement Manic Street SmoothFM Manic Street Reboot Manic Street Richey Manic Street Nineties Manic Street Sunday Morning Manic Street Eighties
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The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there. L.P. Hartley |
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The early bird catches the worm... does the worm think that that's the way we all go? last.fm NICKY WIRE'S BASSES Cardiacs, song-by-song |
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GT - This is a seriously shit cover
GATS - This ones not much better is it but at least it's not too shit THB - NOW THIS IS A COVER EMG - this is not as good ( ) TIMTTMY - Oh fuck... KYE - FUCK IT L - it's minimalistic, it's alright! SATT - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JFPL - This is Almost As Good as That One PFAYM - Fuck. RTF - FUCK IT part II F - Oh fuck . . . part II Last edited by cameron33; 04-07-2014 at 19:03. |
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GT - Ok then
GATS - Ok then THB - WAAAHHH!!! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER SO I'M TOLD, LETS ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF THE BAND FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS FOR NOT DOING THIS ALBUM EVER YEAR AND THEN JUST TURN AGAINST THEM WHILE STILL CLAIMING TO BE FANS....WWWOOOHH YEAHHHH EMG - No TIMTTMY -No KYE - No L - No SATT - No JFPL - No PFAYM -No RTF - No F - I'l wait for opinions on this one before I give my own because, lets face it...I have no opinion of my own, I was bullied at school I learned to tow the line |
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GT - Will more reverb make us sound like GnR?
GATS - oh crap, we've accidently made a bon jobi record THB - The wold pretty much sucks so lets get angry and drunk. EMG - We want the succsess of oasis TIMTTMY - We're playing arenas now KYE - Success freaked us out so now we'll freak you out L - We're a bit lost and melencholic SAT - We want people to like us again JFPL - We need some lyrics for these riffs - hey look, theres Richeys notebook! PFAYM - We really like all that 70s pop rock stuff RTF - We feel old and sensitive F - Not heard it yet |
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