Deliberately misheard lyrics

[Phil C]

Get a Manics lyric deliberately wrong and come up with a description of the song to match the mistake.

For example;

A song about a former Vice President's staccato dancing style - 'Broken Al Gore Rhythms'.

Go!

[Routine Builder]

There's the classic:

The Morrissey, the less ice cream.

Still can't unhear that one.

[Glyn]

Patrick Bateman the greengrocer

I am melon cauliflower

[relic]

A song about a joyful Father Christmas ...

[everlasting]

Originally Posted by Phil C

Get a Manics lyric deliberately wrong and come up with a description of the song to match the mistake.

For example;

A song about a former Vice President's staccato dancing style - 'Broken Al Gore Rhythms'.

Go!

Funny, cos I still sing that from the first day I heard that song haha!

[Phil C]

Nick's admission that he eats all the best part of any cake;

'Icing to myself'.

[hummingbird]

Kiss my arse for eternity

[LA ex]

"I bronze my thighs easily" - What Nicky's postcards as a young man actually said about his holidays

[Phil C]

Originally Posted by Phil C

Nick's admission that he eats all the best part of any cake;

'Icing to myself'.

I should add that he feels guilty about this one, which is why it leads to a 'civil war within' - should he steal all that lovely icing for himself, or do the decent thing and share it?

[Manic Street Hippie]

Only a God Ken Bruce! - Sharing their love of Radio 2 morning disc jockeys

[rosetree]

Maybe Keir Starmer, will come and clear our minds

Their crime is eternity

Love your masks and abhor their failure

[Porco]

“I lift a faulter’s leap”
A complex tale about a tennis coach. The player they coach keeps doing faults and double faults, which is costing them points and matches. But with dedication and training, the player eventually overcomes this problem and also learns how to jump really high, giving them an advantage in their career from then on as they perfect smashing aces in mid air.

[Elizabeth M]

"A massive cat in a sandblaster says all".
Richey had some truly strange and horrifying nightmares.

"I'm just a back seat for your love."
Let's go to a drive-in movie and have sex!

[Symmanine]

Victor Lady O'Hara Martinez

[Mr Richey]

“Everyday boredom to Aghanim.”

Life Becoming A Landslide