Made Up Manics Facts - Page 50 - Forever Delayed

counterlanguage · #**736** 11-11-2009, 17:43

If you look into a mirror and say 'Sean Moore' five times, you will summon the devil, and he will be your bitch.

If you look into a mirror and say 'JDB' five times, you will receive a cornish pastie every time you say JDB again.

If you look into a mirror and say 'Nicky Wire' five times, you will suddenly lose the ability to sing in tune.

Slideling · #**737** 11-11-2009, 18:03

Nicky Wire invented the whistle

starfucker · #**738** 11-11-2009, 18:09

Can someone please get rid of the apostrophe in the thread title. It's been doing my nut for ages now. Ta.

mooserevenge · #**739** 11-11-2009, 18:29

Sean doesn't have feet, they both had to be amputed after a rather unfortunate accident involving a jet ski and a duck.

Slideling · #**740** 11-11-2009, 18:31

Sean Moore's father designed Pacman, hence Sean's love of computers and consoles.

franny · #**741** 11-11-2009, 19:23

Nicky lies about his height, he's actually 5"00 and no-one has dared challenge him about it yet.
JDB wrote the lyrics to Ocean Spray on a first edition of Harry Potter, in blood.
Bill Gates and Sean Moore never in the same room together? Not a coincidence.
Stay Beautiful, if played backwards, is Richey advising you how to maintain a young skin age.

counterlanguage · #**742** 14-11-2009, 11:03

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Originally Posted by starfucker

Can someone please get rid of the apostrophe in the thread title. It's been doing my nut for ages now. Ta.

Sean insert's apostrophe's where they shouldn't be.

Tiortranew · #**743** 14-11-2009, 11:18

Sean is a very gifted guitarist, but he doesn't have any lower body of any kind, so it would look ridiculous if he played that instrument.

counterlanguage · #**744** 14-11-2009, 15:21

In order to attain the perfect scowl in promo photos, James literally chews a wasp.

counterlanguage · #**745** 14-11-2009, 16:09

The real working title of the new album is "It's Not Jam, it's a fruit preserve."

Slideling · #**746** 14-11-2009, 16:58

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Originally Posted by counterlanguage

The real working title of the new album is "It's Not Jam, it's a fruit preserve."

vtn · #**747** 14-11-2009, 17:02

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Originally Posted by counterlanguage

Sean insert's apostrophe's where they shouldn't be.

The apostrophe in "Ifwhiteamerica..." is only there because Sean threatened to lock the rest of the band in the closet if they didn't include it. It's a religious principle for him.

franny · #**748** 14-11-2009, 18:04

Still at least they stopped it being 'ifwhitemamericatoldthetruthforonedaySeanMoorewoul dbekingoftheworld'

Slideling · #**749** 14-11-2009, 18:22

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Originally Posted by vtn

The apostrophe in "Ifwhiteamerica..." is only there because Sean threatened to lock the rest of the band in the closet if they didn't include it. It's a religious principle for him.

*cue Nicky screaming 'I wanna come out of the damn closet already!'* Richey and James had to be quiet, after that.

The Gutless Wonder · #**750** 14-11-2009, 18:38

Nicky did a deal with Lilly Allen for the new Manics album title after she had originally been going to call her own album by that name.