If I'd been eating a Jaffa Cake I would've choked on it reading that!
I was quite off my trolley when I wrote that last night! He he!! Though I'm not now - and I still think of things like this: (must be something to do with being a Jamesy girl)
Another fact: Not only do Ann Summers consult James, they use his manhood as the standard for their Rampant Rabbits.