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sean hires a stand in drummer for all performances, and they look very similar except for a totally different shaped nose. which is why he's always sat behind giant drums.
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FACT: The next manics single will be a cover of Jefferson Starship's We Built This City, with lyrics subtly altered by Nicky Wire.
"...we built this city, built this city, with proletarian toil..." |
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Nicky didn't fall over, he was pushed.
PUSHED by James who has an evil plot to become the tallest member of the band.
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Sean Moore was in fact born with no bones and is instead supported by a interlinked group of Saline filled tubes, and torsion spring bars canibalised from 1998-1999 Citroen Xantia Diesels.
Richey is the record holder for the smallest written number, which was a zero etched onto the tip of a pin using a sliver of platinum. His was subsequently denied the record by adjudicator Keith Malmsteen owing to the numbers squatness which he said "looked more like a lower case O to me". The subsequent denial of fame, led to Richey attempting to join a band and write the song "Little Baby Nothing" about the record and his pain. Nicky cannot smell mint Despite the commonly held belief that you cannot fold a piece of paper of any size more than 7 times, James's current record stands at 42 fold in a sheet of A3(W), 120gsm. |
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Since vanishing Richey has become the well known graffiti artist Banksy.
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Sean Moore did the voice for Sexual Harassment Panda on South Park.
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FACT: James' technophobia stems from accidentally leaning on the keyboard and sending the entire internet to his printer the first time he tried to use one.
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The universe revolves around the Manics, they didn't choose it but they're not complaining either.
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*just laughed tea all over her computer*
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Have you ever been to see the comedian Tom Wrigglesworth? Purely because last time I saw him, he did a routine about his dad, a technophobe, deleting the entire internet, but it being okay because he'd printed out a back-up.
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Look, I went and wrote some books for kids....(clicky linky!) "The best thing in life to hold onto is each other." - Audrey Hepburn "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." |
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I've not seen him, but I like Eddie Izzard's sketch... "Hello? I- I've deleted the internet? I've deleted the whole internet?"
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Yeah, that's another good one! I highly reccommend TW, too.
Made Up Manics fact: Richey had no sense of smell, which was unfortunate, as he also suffered from dreadful flatulence.
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Look, I went and wrote some books for kids....(clicky linky!) "The best thing in life to hold onto is each other." - Audrey Hepburn "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." |
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The first draft of A Design For Life had the opening line 'Spinach gave us power' and was about James' love of Pop-Eye cartoons, Ug-gug-gug-gug-gug-guh.
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Richey was scentless.
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Nicky has a jar on his bedroom windowsill, filled with Richey's toenail clippings.
Sean once swallowed a grapefruit whole. James has an uncontrollable fear of Tic Tacs.
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Look, I went and wrote some books for kids....(clicky linky!) "The best thing in life to hold onto is each other." - Audrey Hepburn "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." |
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