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22-06-2009, 00:20
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James loves nothing better than a cup of coco and a jammy dodger for breakfast
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#393
22-06-2009, 04:20
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Nicky is only trying to gain Liam Gallagher's trust so he can keep killing his goldfish.
Nicky steals Sean's drum stools and names them. So far he has 52. Chris Martin is nothing more than James stretching. No more than two of the Manics have ever smiled at the same time. Sean now legally owns Nicky, due to a deal to clear his gambling debts. Behind Sean's shirt is a portal to Narnia. Nicky is convinced he'll get stung if he touches a dandelion . James once beat Mr.T in an arm-wrestling contest.
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     ANGER! PAIN! FEAR! AGRESSION! ...skip to the end...
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#396
22-06-2009, 12:48
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The reason why the Manics chose Steve Albini as the producer of JFPL is because of Sean's unexplainable love for Polly Jean Harvey. You never heard it because no one ever talked to Sean during the last months!
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#397
22-06-2009, 12:59
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James Dean Bradfield has appeared in 33 episodes of Eastenders as an extra drinking in the Queen Vic.
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#398
22-06-2009, 19:32
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Sean lives entirely on food found in James Dean Bradfield's bin.
Nicky can fit seventeen Rolos into his mouth at any one time. It's how he practises his wide grins. Every morning, James Dean Bradfield wakes up to the sound of Cher's "Just Like Jesse James." He does a stunningly accurate impersonation of the singer. Before the purchase of his Cardiff Bay flat, Richey briefly lived in a hut made entirely out of Babybels.
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Look, I went and wrote some books for kids....(clicky linky!) "The best thing in life to hold onto is each other." - Audrey Hepburn "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
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#400
22-06-2009, 20:27
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FACT: James and Nicky spent their youth convincing Sean that he doesn't exist unless one of them is actually in the room with him. Sean's silence in interviews stems from his immense gratitude toward James and Nick for the few minutes of life they have granted him.
FACT: Revol is a love song. About Nicky.
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#401
22-06-2009, 20:29
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James is invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible.
Nicky is invisible like, well, he's not really invisible.
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#403
22-06-2009, 20:40
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Sean is actually the brother of television presenter Declan Donnelly.
James can beat Battletoads without losing a life. Nicky's teeth are made of granite, children's tears and lanolin. Richey once had a love affair with Sarah Cracknell, but hit his head on a low hanging branch and subsequently lost all memory of it.
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#404
22-06-2009, 20:42
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FACT: This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours is a concept album about the itchiness that overtakes the upper lip before taking a sip of a fine, twelve year-old malt whisky.
FACT: Nicky has a Nintendo Wii. He plays it sat firmly on his couch, a look of contempt mingled with hatred on his face, the controller barely moving. Sean once beat him at a tennis game; Nicky responded that "better men have died for far less". FACT: You could be mine. But you're way out of line. With your bitch slap-rappin' and your cocaine tongue you get nuthin' done.
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#405
22-06-2009, 20:43
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