King Tuts Ticket Scramble Thread

[sculptureofabloke]

Originally Posted by tzb

A dwarf planet. It's the Warwick Davis of our solar system - small, but fucking awesome.

I've met him, actually. Wish I got me photo took.

[exopotamie]

Originally Posted by tzb

A dwarf planet. It's the Warwick Davis of our solar system - small, but fucking awesome.

Between that and the viscosity remark you have made my internet awesome today.

[YouLoveMe]

My nationality is Scottish. Scotland has its own legal and education system, its own parliament. We have our own language, our own national dress, our own national anthem. We have our own national newspapers, TV and radio stations. We have our own national charities, our own national sports team. Most importantly, we have a strong sense of national identity. I'm Scottish. End of.

[Takk]

I'm assuming there will be a test before they let people into the venue?

[looke]

[YouLoveMe]

Originally Posted by Takk

I'm assuming there will be a test before they let people into the venue?

Yes. Those who die from heart disease after eating a deep-fried Mars Bar clearly won't be Scottish and therefore will not be allowed entry.

[sculptureofabloke]

Originally Posted by YouLoveMe

Yes. Those who die from heart disease after eating a deep-fried Mars Bar clearly won't be Scottish and therefore will not be allowed entry.

I'm fine with that. I'm a bit Scottish, anyway. About 12% or something. Plus I'm a fat bastard.

[hummingbird]

Originally Posted by YouLoveMe

My nationality is Scottish. Scotland has its own legal and education system, its own parliament. We have our own language, our own national dress, our own national anthem. We have our own national newspapers, TV and radio stations. We have our own national charities, our own national sports team. Most importantly, we have a strong sense of national identity. I'm Scottish. End of.

calm down! yr not a nation till you qualify for the olympics

[tzb]

Maybe prospective entrants have to prove their nationality by drinking a can of Irn Bru? That's bulletproof.

[hummingbird]

Originally Posted by tzb

Maybe prospective entrants have to prove their nationality by drinking a can of Irn Bru? That's bulletproof.

yuck

[tzb]

Originally Posted by YouLoveMe

our own national dress

Poor choice of words, surely it's more 'skirt'?

[sculptureofabloke]

Racist.

[tzb]

lol.

[littlebabyeverything]

I'm truelly crying with laughter at this thread...

[relic]

I don't know, accusations of cross dressing on a Manics board? Surely not?