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06-07-2009, 12:18
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 I wish that was true 
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06-07-2009, 13:40
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Richey had ambidextrous feet.
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Look, I went and wrote some books for kids....(clicky linky!) "The best thing in life to hold onto is each other." - Audrey Hepburn "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
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#528
06-07-2009, 16:45
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Haha. What is it about this thread and Sean's flatulence?
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07-07-2009, 23:26
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Sean caused FD to go offline today for nearly 12 hours, just because he couldn't find his keys, and he has the power.
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Who is so deafe, or so blynde, as is hee, That wilfully will nother here nor see Have you seen her, have you heard/the way she plays there are no words/to describe the way I feel
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#530
08-07-2009, 00:46
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Nicky Wire is secretly Son of Stopped.
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Each day i dream of every winter. I / We was / will be everything forever.
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08-07-2009, 00:53
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08-07-2009, 01:01
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Before GT, the manics actually did record a double album that would sell a bezillion copies, but Nicky buried it as an artistic statement. He then forgot where he buried it.
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     ANGER! PAIN! FEAR! AGRESSION! ...skip to the end...
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#533
08-07-2009, 01:15
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Flicker did away with Nicky Wire and has secretly been impersonating him since 1988. JDB knows but is scared that if he squeals he will have all of his guitars weed on.
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#534
08-07-2009, 06:01
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Probably true 
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#535
08-07-2009, 12:11
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Wire wears a size 12-14 skirt.
James wears a size 40C bra. Sean wears his disdain for the above facts in every press photo ever taken.
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Look, I went and wrote some books for kids....(clicky linky!) "The best thing in life to hold onto is each other." - Audrey Hepburn "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend."
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08-07-2009, 12:22
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Every midnight, Sean drops his y-fronts, sticks his bare bottom out his window, parts his cheeks and releases from his bowels an army of tooth fairies. These anal tooth fairies then visit all the children who have lost teeth that day, taking the tiny pearly whites from under their pillows and leaving a little bag of dogshit in exchange.
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An imitation of dignity
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08-07-2009, 14:28
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08-07-2009, 20:44
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Sean has the ability to transform himself into an otter at all times. He prefers not to, though.
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"I am NOT a sausage roll" - JDB
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