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Old 28-09-2009, 17:12
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Richey didn't know what a Sex Pistol was.
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Old 28-09-2009, 17:20
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Richey really enjoyed the Summer of Love.
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Old 28-09-2009, 17:21
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Old 28-09-2009, 18:00
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Richey invented Angel Delight.

Sean cannot grow facial hair. His beards have all been fashioned from Shredded Wheat.
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Old 28-09-2009, 18:01
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James masturbates to the Divynls.
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Old 28-09-2009, 18:10
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Nicky Wire is actually incapable of smiling, it's all done with Photoshop
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Old 28-09-2009, 18:11
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James's dad wrote and performed the 1970s kids tv show "Fingermouse".
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Old 29-09-2009, 19:26
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jdb shot bambis mother just to watch her die.

nicky wire failed the audition to become aled jones.

sean moore has been running on the same duracell batteries since 1986.

nicky wire, gloria steinem, leni riefenstahl, harold pinter and kermit the frog once took part in a debate on the german tv station rtl 4. they concluded that pickled onion flavour monster munch was the answer, but that the question continued to elude them.

richey lives in astakos giving handjobs to sailors in exchange for volvo car manuals and tinned cabbage.

if you scratch at the base of his back, nicky will begin flicking his tongue out incessantly whilst recieting ayn rands anthem backwards in bulgarian.

sean was the original 23rd pokemon but due to his chronic obsession with bukkake jokes, was omitted at the last moment.

his powers of persuasion are so strong that jdb once farted in a lift carrying only him and nicky and successfully convinced wire that his feather boa had dealt it. as a result, wire now checks all his attire for hidden anuses.

nicky wire did a photoshoot for readers wives smeared in colemans mustard and marmalade.

sean moores guest appearance on mastermind was cut short when an argument broke out between him and the chair over the time signature of the intense humming of evil.

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Old 29-09-2009, 19:41
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James Dean Bradfield employs a Pie-Ensurer, who calls venues ahead of gigs and makes suggestions for a variety of baked goods to be left in the dressing room for James to eat.

Sean lives in a house built entirely out of old mobile phones.

Nicky washes his hair in the tomato sauce that baked beans come with.

Richey once spent a week and a half eating nothing but toothpaste. He lost 10lbs and spent most days retching, but his teeth were sparkling clean.
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Old 29-09-2009, 21:05
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sean was the original 23rd pokemon but due to his chronic obsession with bukkake jokes, was omitted at the last moment.


I wish that was true.
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Old 30-09-2009, 19:11
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These are getting far too absurd.

Nicky can only walk up stairs, not down.
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Old 30-09-2009, 19:27
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Old 30-09-2009, 20:34
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the wire gave me freshers flu
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:16
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James once challenged Chuck Norris into a bare knuckle cage fight. Needless to say, Chuck pussied out.
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upon his demise, jdb has had it stipulated in his will that he is to be turned into 100 special edition ginsters pasties which are to be called 'welsh rarebits'. tracey emin is to design the packaging.

the holy bible was to be originally titled 'the makeshift gravy incident, 1944' after richeys childhood pet hamster.

nickys favourite cocktail is called 'the royal wedgie' and is only served in thailand during 11pm - 11:08pm on 14th october of every year.

sean once farted and broke the sound barrier. the kings horses and men were pissed off, having only completed the work on it two weeks previous.
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