Invent a typical album

[Steve Block]

Originally Posted by Porco

Solitude.

Here's your album cover:

[The Gutless Wonder]

Originally Posted by JDMANIC

Forgot to mention, really liked this tracklist, TGW. "Decadence Will Destroy The Past" and "Hate The Sunshine" are my faves.

Thank you! Been trying to think up another one all day. Not quite nailed it just yet!

[StandAndStare]

Originally Posted by Porco

The Holy Bible 2: 'This Time It's Parsonal'

1. I Sent To My Only Dyson
2. Feather Boa Constrictor Aesthetic
7. My Valleys Need Attention, Your Rivers Sell Repenting
11. Steeplechase

[Ben]

Originally Posted by Bonesy

JDB's 4th Solo Album - Memoirs Of The Over Sexed.

1) Half Naked Salutations To A Half Naked Captain
2) Last Night A Sinatra Impersonator Shit Himself In Carmarthen
3) Trans Fat / Trans Sexual
4) Shitting Shards On The Hard Shoulder (Fast Lane Blues)
5) The Blindfold Is On But The Handcuffs Are Off
6) The Meat, The Beef & The Gravy (Vegetables Cause Cancer)
7) Ode to Oxo
8) Back In Blackwood
9) The Land of All Dicks And No Holes
10) Waking Up In Bed With A Toothbrush Flapping In Your Hole

I do love it when you post here.

The tracklisting for TGW on jamesdeanbradfield.com (RIP) was very, very funny too.

[Midlands_Junk]

Originally Posted by Porco

Slash / Alternatives

I also think this song needs to be featuring Slash.
And the B-side should be 'Half A Statement (Parenthesis)'

[Midlands_Junk]

Fiver says a few of these make their way onto the Greatest Hits.

[limja45]

1) Tears of a Cardiff Youth
2) The Ballet of Truffaut
3) The Will of Pancho Villa
4) redwhiteandblueidontlikeyou
5) When The Heart Does Not Suffice (This is What You Get)
6) The Last Hymn of Gordon Brown
7) The Words That Could Never Heal
8) Jonesville Journal
9) The First Black Hope
10) Song For a Congolese Child
11) This Is The End (Not the End)

Sample Lyrics:

"Red, White, and Blue
I don’t like you
Said you were the land of the free
Most oppressive land in history

Red, White, and Blue
I don’t like you
Red, White, and Blue
I say fuck you

You once had a dream
Now just a dying scream
Republicans leading to more debt
There’s nothing left for you to get
Robbers of the poor
What are your soldiers fighting for?

Red, White, and Blue
I don’t like you
Red, White, and Blue
I say fuck you

Red, White, and Blue
I don’t like you
Red, White, and Blue
I say fuck you"

[The Gutless Wonder]

Had forgotten about this thread! Great stuff!

[m0drnmoonlight]

70 Songs of Hatred and Failure...so we exaggerated a bit.

1. Lonely and Desperate
2. Dylan Thomas is the Man
3. I Have a Politics Degree
4. Chris Martin Looks Like a Weasel
5. Nous Chantons en Français
6. Nooneeverreadstheselongtitlesanywaysoicansaysnowpa trolsucksandnoonewillknow
7. Technology Demon
8. Into the Abyss
9. Why Don't People Read Newspapers Anymore?
10. Socialist Princess
11. This Story Continues On Page B6
12. Art Gallery of Misfortune
13. What's the Use of the Royal Family?

Bonus tracks: Covers of Come and Get It and No Matter What, as a tribute to their fellow Welsh band, Badfinger.

[The Gutless Wonder]

Badfinger covers would be AWESOME!

[Yellow Bentine]

IFGARYBUSHELLTOLDTHETRUTHFORONEDAYHISWORLDWOULDFAL LAPART

[tzb]

Forever Vacuous, Forever - Manic Street Preachers

Blowing Up BHS
Grmblng Apndx
Edmund Blunden's Truffle Hunt
Grumpies
Wagstaff Rhodedendron
Coalition Coat Catastrophe
Heading Towards Montserrat
Teatime Pleaser
Ballpoint Tracheotomy
Grumpies (Reprise)
Noakes Battle
Denial/Daniel
Can't Clog My Pipes With Clogs Or Pipes

[Blixa]

Elegies for Apathy

1. Rinse and Repent
2. The Wake Up Call Has Arrived
3. In All Fairness
4. From Newport with Concussion
5. Fan Forums Killed My Budgie (Empty Paypal Manifesto)
6. Some Kind of Art Whore
7. Personal is Political (Featuring Patrick Wolf)
8. The Life and Soul of The (Labour) Party
9. Pontificating in Pontypool
10. 4ever Confused
11. Elegies for Apathy
12. Severn Son

Produced by Alec Empire then overdubbed with strings, gospel choirs and extra BIG CHORUSES.

[m0drnmoonlight]

Glitter Amongst the Ruins

1. Alienated By My Own
2. Stuck in Traffic on the M4
3. Deep Dark Waters
4. Nude Housework (with bonus music video...yes, I'm cruel)
5. Seriously, I Have a Politics Degree
6. Roller Rink Glam
7. I Want to Be Like Oscar Wilde
8. Lipstick Manifesto
9. Radiohead Creeps Me Out
10. Here, We Let Sean Write One (Subtitle: I Hate Everyone)
11. Ifwhiteamericacouldseethetruthforonedaythey'dreali zecancelingarresteddevelopmentwasabigmistake
12. Throw Down Your Riot Shields
13. Pushing Up the Daisies
14. 4Real 4Ever (A Song for Richey)
15. We Don't Need to Write a Freakin Love Song
16. Glitter Makes it All Better

Bonus cover: Helter Skelter by The Beatles...because that would be pretty sweet

[Porco]

Just in time for...

2012

1. Olympic / Simplistic
2. If I Had A Hammer And Sickle
3. Random Ticket Allocation (The Arbitrary Nature Of Capitalist Society)
4. TriathLondon
5. Gymnastic Bombastic
6. Javelin of Dissidence
7. Donkey Danger (Volleyball On Blackpool Beach)!
8. Running 100m Is Harder Than Running The Country
9. Forever Relayed
10. Hurdle Of Disillusionment, I Cannot Get Over It
11. Still A Long Way To Go Yet Further Away Beyond A Considerable Distance Frankly
12. Dobbin The Horse's Excellent Potential Equestrian Time