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Sean is actually a Russian spy. He doesn't say much because when he does, he fears his accent might betray him.
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Ah so Seanus Mooreus was not a slip of the tongue
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The reason why Sean doesn't speak very much in public is because he has mastered the skill of telepathy. He communicates all his thoughts directly to Wire's brain, and so Nicky ends up saying them out loud.
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James secretly bashes one out to Sleepflower!
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The Manics have more DNA in common with a crab than with you or me.
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The reason Nicky's knees and back keep playing up is because as a child, he sold too much of his bone marrow to travelling clowns for Ribena.
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Sean has an obsession with frogs.
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Nicky once ran to become MP for his local constituency, he won but Sean covered it up so he wouldn't leave the band.
James once made a pie so powerful it could destroy the world. Luckily he ate it so the crisis was averted. The chemical formula for Richey is exactly the same as the chemical formula for a pork pie. Coincidence?
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In fact James and Sean's common ancestor was a lobster.
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Nicky is actually Mary Portas, Queen Of Charity Shops.
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Sean had bought the rights to "Beat it" before Michael Jackson's death.
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Richey actually played guitar like Jimmy Page, but he didn't want to show off.
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Richey did end up jamming with Eric Clapton...and liked it.
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Sean Moore doesn't even have to hit the drums. He can just glare at them and out of fear, they beat themselves.
If you thought those loud rumbles you heard were thunder from an incoming storm, you'd be wrong. That's just the sound of Sean Moore drumming. Chuck Norris fears no one, except Sean Moore.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice
Sean Moore told infinity to fuck off.
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