Invent a typical album

[Midlands_Junk]

Haters of pointless but harmless Manics games be gone. Otherwise, enjoy.

Invent a typical Manics album with typical Manics titles.

Litany Of Relics (probably with backwards Rs)

1. Solitude is Crucified 4 Ever
2. Ode To A Typewriter
3. Litany Of Relics
4. Swansea Socialist
5. Your Love Is In Exile
6. Teletext Loveletter
7. Adolf Twitter (sung by Nicky Wire)
8. The Passive Proles (featuring Suggs)
9. GeorgeOrwellNeverUsedMySpace
10. Glitter and Ghosts

Your turn.

[Porco]

lol, I like this idea. I just hope it stays fun.

Essays Of The Past

1. Greetings From The Tropics
2. Enough Love Love Enough - (Love Love Enough)
3. Leopardskin Lunchboxes
4. The Fragrance Of Suspicion
5. Sherbet In The Fruit 'n' Veg Store
6. General Vagueness, approx.
7. Slash / Alternatives
8. Decadence On Toast
9. Buy Yourself A Hairbrush (Song For Albert Einstein)
10. The Sad Decline Of Industry In The 1980s In Which We Grew Up But Will Never Forget Because It Is What Made Us What We Are And Will Forever Remain A Part Of Us Until The Day We Die From The Abject Nothingness Of The Endless Trials Of Living In The World That Our Children Will Be Forced To Endure.
11. Pwllheli On The Telly
12. Machiavelli's Toothbrush

[Midlands_Junk]

Originally Posted by Porco

2. Enough Love Love Enough - (Love Love Enough)
7. Slash / Alternatives

Brilliant.

[Tidus]

Track 7 is genius Porco.

[Europa Gluten Free]

Title: Something that Nicky has read (or stolen off his brother)

1. This is the big hit
2. Love Love Love (though we dont write love songs)
3. Album title track
4. Should have been a B-side but Nicky likes it
5. The One with Strings
6. Acoustic Number
7. Back to our roots rock track
8. We like this one cos its got a riff and Jimbo likes riffs
9. Sean actually wrote the verse to this one
10. Nicky sings this one (again)

Hidden track: Some god awful cover even though there are at least two b-sides that should have been on the album

[nocultureicons]

Originally Posted by Porco

lol, I like this idea. I just hope it stays fun.

Essays Of The Past

1. Greetings From The Tropics
2. Enough Love Love Enough - (Love Love Enough)
3. Leopardskin Lunchboxes
4. The Fragrance Of Suspicion
5. Sherbet In The Fruit 'n' Veg Store
6. General Vagueness, approx.
7. Slash / Alternatives
8. Decadence On Toast
9. Buy Yourself A Hairbrush (Song For Albert Einstein)
10. The Sad Decline Of Industry In The 1980s In Which We Grew Up But Will Never Forget Because It Is What Made Us What We Are And Will Forever Remain A Part Of Us Until The Day We Die From The Abject Nothingness Of The Endless Trials Of Living In The World That Our Children Will Be Forced To Endure.
11. Pwllheli On The Telly
12. Machiavelli's Toothbrush

There's no need for any more contributions, this is clearly the best one. Or, as The Internet would say, [/thread]

[Tidus]

The only problem with Porco's tracklisting is the lack of a 4 in the title somewhere. I'd change track ten to

10. The Sad Decline Of Industry In The 1980s In Which We Grew Up But Will Never 4get Because It Is What Made Us What We Are And Will 4ever Remain A Part Of Us Until The Day We Die From The Abject Nothingness Of The Endless Trials Of Living In The World That Our Children Will Be 4ced To Endure ' (4) -

Chuck in a few backwards R's and you've got album 11 in the bag!

[bristarman]

I've a vague feeling this thread is gonna be great!!!

Double Single That Will Chart At Numbers 1 and 2:
1) The Banality of Penance (feat. Pixie Lott)
2) Valley Punk (produced by Dave Eringa)

(I couldn't think of a whole album).

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Porco

2. Enough Love Love Enough - (Love Love Enough)

[sculptureofabloke]

Knowlede Is Power

1) Tabula Rasa
2) HSBC - AVIVA - RBS - Northern Rock
3) Self-Justification
4) Deferred Intelligence
5) Fatherhood And Hooverbags
6) Me And Steve Davis
7) Deny The Past
8) Academic Nosebleeds
9) Cultural Significance
10) Generation X Factor
11) I Guess I Just Wasn't Made For These Times (Beach Boys cover)

[exopotamie]

Originally Posted by sculptureofabloke

Knowlede Is Power

1) Tabula Rasa
2) HSBC - AVIVA - RBS - Northern Rock
3) Self-Justification
4) Deferred Intelligence
5) Fatherhood And Hooverbags
6) Me And Steve Davis
7) Deny The Past
8) Academic Nosebleeds
9) Cultural Significance
10) Generation X Factor
11) I Guess I Just Wasn't Made For These Times (Beach Boys cover)

Win. Especially for the album title but the song titles are great too. I kind of want to make a cover in Photoshop.

[bristarman]

Originally Posted by sculptureofabloke

Knowlede Is Power


5) Fatherhood And Hooverbags
6) Me And Steve Davis

Genius!!!

I met Steve Davis once!

[Lowri]

Originally Posted by Porco

11. Pwllheli On The Telly

[The Gutless Wonder]

Decadence Will Destroy The Past

1) Three Times As Evil
2) Decadence Will Destroy The Past
3) Beauty Hitting A Brick Wall (duet with Cerys Matthews)
4) Generik Politiks
5) Polaroid Visions Of Emphatic Disgrace
6) Hate The Sunshine
7) I Was Stood In The Garden Staring Blankly At A Rose
8) Critisize/Corrode
9) Purity Bleaching The Depths Of Sanity
10) Burnham Street
11) Bordering On The Apocalypse

Hidden Track - Cover of Echo & The Bunnymen's The Killing Moon

[Tom]

Originally Posted by The Gutless Wonder

Decadence Will Destroy The Past

1) Three Times As Evil
2) Decadence Will Destroy The Past
3) Beauty Hitting A Brick Wall (duet with Cerys Matthews)
4) Generik Politiks
5) Polaroid Visions Of Emphatic Disgrace
6) Hate The Sunshine
7) I Was Stood In The Garden Staring Blankly At A Rose
8) Critisize/Corrode
9) Purity Bleaching The Depths Of Sanity
10) Burnham Street
11) Bordering On The Apocalypse

Hidden Track - Cover of Echo & The Bunnymen's The Killing Moon

See that sounds like the most genuine one yet. Like it actually could follow the new one.

Three Times as Evil is Spinal Tap meets Jedward.