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Old 08-07-2009, 20:49
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Every midnight, Sean drops his y-fronts, sticks his bare bottom out his window, parts his cheeks and releases from his bowels an army of tooth fairies. These anal tooth fairies then visit all the children who have lost teeth that day, taking the tiny pearly whites from under their pillows and leaving a little bag of dogshit in exchange.
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Old 08-07-2009, 21:07
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Old 08-07-2009, 21:56
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Nicholas Jones decided to start playing the bass when he first heard the last two minutes of Blue Monday by New Order. God, I love that bass riff.
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Old 08-07-2009, 22:19
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Before they became famous, the Manic Street Preachers were an ABBA tribute band.
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Old 08-07-2009, 23:07
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The Manic Street Preachers were originally called Bonnie Johnnie Jovial but changed it at the behest of Phillip Hall, although not to his suggestion of 'Stoic Shitter Nerve End', which was declined on the basis that it was stolen from JG Ballard.
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:53
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Yesterday Sean Moore was sighted in a cinema in Cardiff while watching Brüno. He seemingly found the movie entertaining.
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:29
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James Dean Bradfield's guitar is never plugged in. His guitar parts are played by Richey, who remains backstage, having left the band in protest at having to pretend to be "the rubbish one."
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:31
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That's why at every second Manics concert after You Love Us you can hear a faint voice screaming "James, are you plugged in?"
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Old 09-07-2009, 17:18
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The Manics' first band name was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but Sean hated it cos he owned a turtle at that time!
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Old 09-07-2009, 17:19
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James Dean Bradfield's guitar is never plugged in. His guitar parts are played by Richey, who remains backstage, having left the band in protest at having to pretend to be "the rubbish one."

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Old 09-07-2009, 17:24
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In 2014, while cataloguing batches of his home-made apricot jam, Nicky will inadvertently invent the self-cleaning laptop keyboard.
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Old 09-07-2009, 17:40
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In each room of his house Sean Moore has a life sized cutout of one of the various Dr Whos. His requests for the band uniform to include long, stripey scarves have been repeatedly vetoed.
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Old 09-07-2009, 17:46
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Old 09-07-2009, 19:22
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James Dean Bradfield was kicked off Celebrity MasterChef for eating his food before the judges had seen it.

Nicky is allergic to carpets.

Sean briefly worked as a Freddie Mercury impersonator at Butlins, Minehead.

Richey actually wrote High School The Musical.
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While serving under Captain Antilles on the Tantive IV, Sean had a disc containing a very important message for an Obi-Wan Kenobi placed into his rusty innards by a beautiful princess.
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