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22-12-2009, 17:59
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Sean's first words were 'hobnob gorillas'.
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23-12-2009, 00:59
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James embarked on an ill-fated Bob Dylan tribute tour in the interim between GT and GATS. Photographic evidence provided below.
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23-12-2009, 01:07
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48.3% of the snowflakes that fell in the last week were caused by a freak accident involving one of Sean's experimental machines and a hamster, when something went wrong, deep in his secret laboratory.
The remaining snow is just because it's winter and stuff isn't it, you can't blame Sean for all of it.
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24-12-2009, 13:28
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Nicky owns the world's largest collection of vibrating horse shoes.
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24-12-2009, 13:34
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Every time James farts an angel gets it's wings.
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24-12-2009, 13:37
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Sean invented Lithuania.
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24-12-2009, 14:03
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Richey for some unknown reason would go into an uncontrollable fit of rage everytime he saw a bourbon biscuit. He claimed 'They knew where he'd hidden the badgers'.
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24-12-2009, 14:04
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Nicky has started a campaign to get 'Mr Blobby' by Mr Blobby back to Xmas number 1 in 2010.
James is banned from every shopping centre in the UK at Xmas, because if he sees a shopping centre santa, he has the uncontrollable urge to pull their beard off and expose them as fake. Last edited by counterlanguage; 24-12-2009 at 14:34.
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24-12-2009, 19:26
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Nicky sends John Major a pair of monogramed socks for christmas each year and no-one knows why.
James once played Father Christmas at a local shopping centre, the next day people started to worry about Saddam having WMDs. Sean's fairy on his tree looks surprisingly like a shrunk down Nicky. Richey made the desicion to dissapear after Nicky wrapped himself up for Christmas and burst out in Richey's living room drunk on babycham.
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25-12-2009, 00:42
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Nicky cancelled christmas, sorry everyone
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25-12-2009, 00:59
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If you play Frosty the Snowman backwards on Christmas Day and place the speakers in a huge tub of jelly, it sounds exactly like the bassline to Archives of Pain.
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25-12-2009, 16:48
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James was recently banned from his local Co-op for stamping on all the funsized bags of Maltesers. He told our reporter. "They just like y'know, piss me off."
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