![]() |
#1
|
||||
|
||||
The Great Western joke book
What did James say when he found a naked woman in his bed, with an apple on her head?
That's no way to lie a tell! (William Tell..ahem... I've got jokes about every song on the album...this is the best one.) |
#2
|
||||
|
||||
More please!
![]() I'm interested to see which ones didn't make the top grade.... |
#3
|
||||
|
||||
![]() Give me strength.
__________________
An imitation of dignity |
#4
|
||||
|
||||
Dont tell me, there's got t be one about An English Gentleman walking into a bar..
__________________
|
#5
|
||||
|
||||
I don't even get it
![]() |
#6
|
||||
|
||||
What did James say after watching the Good the Bad and the Ugly?
That was a Great Western. Shite I know, but the benchmark was set in the first post.
__________________
An imitation of dignity |
#7
|
||||
|
||||
Quote:
What did JDB say when Sean accidently broke a concrete block in a paved area in his garden? Ruin Patio Ruined! |
#8
|
||||
|
||||
Shouldn't that be:
What did JDB exclaim when his car wouldn't start? Run Alfa Romeo Run! Oh dear.... |
#9
|
||||
|
||||
On noticing that March 31st was a Friday....
On Saturday Morning We Will Fool the World
__________________
V2002 • Move 2003 • V2006 • KoKo 2006 • Culture Show 2007 • Album Chart Show 2007 • XFM 2007 • V2007 • Glasto 2007 • Astoria 2007 • London Brixton 2007 • NME Awards 2008 • NME Big Gig 2008 • Forever Heavenly 2008 • Roundhouse 2009 • Forum 2009 • Concert for Care 2009 • XFM Winter Wonderland 2010 • Brixton Academy 2011 • Blackwood Miners Institute 2011 • Roundhouse 2011 • O2 2011 • Rough Trade East 2012 • Shepherds Bush 2013 • Brixton 2014 • Glasto 2014 • Rough Trade East 2014 • Acoustic Guitar Show 2014 • Roundhouse 2014 • Cardiff Castle 2015 • Blackheath 2015 • Royal Albert Hall 2016 • Swansea Liberty Stadium 2016 • Wembley Arena 2018 • Shepherds Bush 2019 • Kingston Pryzm 2021 x2 • Wembley Arena 2021 • Glasto 2023 • Alexandra Palace 2024 • Kingston Pryzm 2025 • Shepherds Bush 2025 (42)
|
#10
|
||||
|
||||
Oh, the humanity!
|
#11
|
||||
|
||||
Ah crap jokes, gotta love them.
What did James shout in Sunday School when they were discussing the creation story? That's the Wrong Beginning!!!! *bddmtsh*
__________________
|
#12
|
||||
|
||||
Quote:
keep up the good work y'all! |
#13
|
||||
|
||||
![]() |
#14
|
||||
|
||||
__________________
Manchester Apollo - 27 Feb 2001 Manchester MEN - 6 Dec 2002 Manchester MEN - 17 Dec 2004 Leeds Uni - 17 Apr 2005 Leeds Uni - 9 May 2007 London Brixton Academy - 12 Dec 2007 Forever Heavenly (London) - 12 Sep 2008 Camden Roundhouse - 30 May 2009 London O2 - 17 Dec 2011 Manchester Ritz - 27 Sep 2013 Manchester Albert Hall - 11 Dec 2014 Tokyo Studio Coast - 8 Nov 2016 Tokyo ZEPP Diver City - 26 Sep 2019 |
#15
|
||||
|
||||
When Blackwood library invited James as a guest of honour to open an entire new shelf of books, articles, fiction and art about Richey James Edwards, where did he tell his wife he was going that night?
- To see a friend in tiers. |
![]() |
|
|